Nattefrost
Terrorist (Nekronaut Pt I)
Release date: July 11, 2005
Label:
Season of Mist
Distribution:
VME Denmark
Website: www.season-of-mist.com
Style: Black metal or whatever
Rating: 15/100
Reviewed by:
Thomas Nielsen
Date:
October '05

It is no exaggeration when I state that this is probably the worst CD I’ve laid ears to the past year or so.

“Terrorist” is a blend of badly produced black metal in the vein of something I hoped died out by the end of the last millennium. I have heard demo tapes from the eighties with better sound than this album. And, come on, the lavatory interludes were fun when Carnivore did “Jack Daniels & Pizza” in 1987, but in 2005 it’s just a useless platitude.

The high point of “Terrorist” is when Herr Nattefrost moves away from his black metal squeals and decides to perform the tune “Dinsadansdjeveldyrkaar!!!” in a voice similar to Kermit’s.

I have nothing positive to say about this crap. I better shut up.