Oh, my gosh! Do bands like this still exist?

Hellkommander plays metal conceived a million years ago somewhere between Lemmy’s warts and Cronos’ receding hairline. Perhaps there's a touch of Tom G. Warrior's darkness too.

It’s dark, heavy and terrifyingly untight rock’n’roll-inspired metal – but, BUT get this; the whole thing sounds as if it was recorded somewhere in the UK during the early 80s in a basement with a microphone placed on a couch.

Charming.

Next, please.